YOU'VE PROBABLY HEARD OF ME BEFORE.  I'M HARRY POTTER.  VOLDEMORT (YEAH, I SAID HIS NAME) TRIED TO KILL ME WHEN I WAS A BABY AND I LIVED, BUT UNFORTUNATELY, HE DID KILL MY PARENTS, LEAVING ME SADLY ORPHANED, BUT WITH A LOT OF MONEY AND NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.  WHAT BETTER, NOW THAT I HAVE REACHED MANHOOD, THAN TO CHANNEL MY POWERS AND MY FINANCES ( Read more... )

There comes a time in every man's life when he must stand up for what he believes in, and for what is right. For me, this time has now come. I have suffered in the past, at the hands of callous and unforgiving Muggles ignorant of my uniqueness. I will not tolerate this fate befalling any other young witch or wizard. Also, the property appears to be ( Read more... )

That. Was. AWESOME!

I can't believe Neville-- I mean, wow! Who would have thought?! Neville, they should make comic books about you!

HI, EVERYONE, WE'RE BACK!

... Tom, we can get you fresh new socks! We're home!

PAV! PADMA! GET EVERYTHING READY, I THINK I FIGURED IT OUT!

GINNY, TELL EVERYONE ELSE TO GET READY, I'M COMING!
i think i figured out a way we can do this without Harry being there, though it will have to be done fast. i've done some research, and sjnce i've been there once before, i should be able to get there again, and bring everything i need ( Read more... )

So how are those sprouts coming along? Any full plants yet? I'm getting cravings for beds and showers and proper tea and, for some reason, bunnies. I don't know why bunnies, but bunnies. And ducklings. Maybe a kitten or two. They're so soft and cuddly!

OKAY, DOUCHEMORT, I CAN TELL YOU'RE FEELING IT TOO, BUT I THINK OUR HATRED FOR EACH OTHER HAS SORT OF...GROWN TO BE A FORCE OF HABIT. IT HAS LOST ITS MOJO. WHAT ONCE WAS SHEER LOATHING HAS NOW BECOME RELEGATED TO SOMETHING I DO EVERY DAY, LIKE BRUSHING MY TEETH OR SHOWERING WITH RON OR CALLING GINNY A WHORE. I JUST DON'T MEAN IT LIKE I USED TO ( Read more... )